The internet has made world a global village. It is very easy to contact anybody in the world within no time through internet. People can enjoy live telecasts of matches, events and speech from thousands of miles away sitting comfortably on their couch in their lounge. There is a new trend that is chat through social networks. These networks are very beneficial in removing the distances between people. There are many social networks but the some are more popular than others like facebook, twitter, etc. People update their statuses and post photos and videos or funny quotes on their account which is called profile. Here are few funny quotes which can be shared on your twitter account and you can grab attention of your buddies and friends as well as you can make them laugh by giving them such a funny quote to read.
1. Seen it all, done it all...........can't remember most of it.
2. I've developed a new philosophy...only dread one day at a time.
3. I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
4. Everybody lies........but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
5. Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
6. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
7. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
8. If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
9. I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
10. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
11. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
12. If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?"
13. There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
14. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
15. You can't be late until you show up.