Every human being is different and has a different psychology. Some are afraid of darkness while others love to sit in a dark room. Some get confuse in exciting or surprising situations while other enjoys it. Human is the most diverse form of social animals and its moods and reactions changes with time and according to situations. People who know how to play with words can easily confuse any rational ordinary person. Playing with words is an art and it is gained by public dealing. Shopkeepers and businessmen are very expert in it and they sell their products by confusing people by the mixture of their words. Some of the funny quotes that can confuse people are given here which can be very amusing as well as entertaining and you can also use them anywhere to confuse people and boost about your public dealing. The art of confusing people is consider as a skill and is considered quite valuable in the world of business marketing.
1. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
2. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
3. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
4. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
5. He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
6. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
9. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.