Science and technology are very important part of our everyday life. We can see blessing of science and technology all around us as they make our life much easier than ever before. Similarly, computer is also very popular, not just because, it is fastest means of communication but it is a greatest source of entertainment too. Piles of files have been replaced by few computer systems. However, sometimes science, technology, computer and math are used in funny ways. We can find many funny quotes about them in books and on different web pages. People associated with science and technology will enjoy them and they are equally enjoyable for a common computer user. We all are using different machines and other devices, so these quotes are equally interesting for everyone. Instead of browsing the internet for hours, in search of these quotes, now you can find them here on this single page. I hope you will enjoy.
1. It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
2. "In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies."
3. There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
4. "Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female."
5. What is algebra exactly; is it those three-cornered things?
6. For the man who has everything... Penicillin.
7. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
8. In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
9. Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
10. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.