Harry Potter Funny Quotes

There might be any child and even elder who is unaware of Harry Potter character. This world-famous series of novels were written by J.K. Rowling, a British author. There are seven novels included in this series and all have broken the record of selling. After that, these novels were taken as an idea for making movies about Harry Potter character. Well, there are many beautiful and interesting aspects and facts about Harry Potter novels. However, an uncommon but really interesting fact is finding some quotes and saying in Harry potter novels. When you will read any one of these Harry Potter novel deeply, you will find a lot of funny saying and quotes. If you have no time to read all these novels just for finding some funny quotes, you can take help from this blog. Here I have collected some very funny and hilarious sayings and quotes from Harry Potter series.



1. “Welcome!” he (Dumbledore) said. “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!”


2. “Can you believe our luck?” said Ron miserably, bending down to pick up Scabbers. “Of all the trees we could’ve hit, he had to get one that hits back.”


3. "Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-" Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. “—well more innocent then we are now—”


4. Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?

Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.


5. “This is what Dumbledore sends his defender! A songbird and an old hat! Do you feel brave, Harry Potter? Do you feel safe now?”


6. Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)

Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.


7. "Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.""Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once...""Or twice-""A minute-""All summer-"“Shut up!”


8. Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.

George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.


9. Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.

Class: Riddikulus!

Professor Lupin: And again!

Class: Riddikulus!

Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.


10. Ron: Don't talk to me.

Hermione: Why not?

Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…

Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

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