Funny Hilarious, Halloween, Zombie and Sarcastic Quotes

Intellectuals or intelligent persons are those who serve the mankind by means of these ideas, thinking and words. These are the ideas and thoughts of people that make them immortal. They remain alive in the hearts of people for thousands of years, after their death. People learn the lessons from the wordings of these people. Mostly, these lessons based on some serious thoughts that these intelligent people extract from the experience of their lives. However, it does not mean that quotes are always of serious nature. There are also some intellectuals that say some humorous, Halloween, zombie, sarcastic and hilarious wordings and people also keep these saying in their heart forever. If you are searching for such beautiful and hilarious quotes and feeling difficulty in finding them, just see the following lines. You will really become happy to see all these and will try to share them with loving people as well.  



1. I think , Therefore we have nothing in common


2. It’s not cheating unless you get caught.


3. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.


4. Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.


5. This Halloween please remember...if you run out of candy you can't hand out cigarettes and pills.


6. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.


7. I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly


8. I know its horrible to ask but.. could i borrow your face for Halloween?


9. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


10. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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