A funny word, a line or a small is sentence is sometimes enough to make the other person laugh. A little moment full of wit and humor can sprinkle laughter everywhere. Capturing these little moments of laughter, we have a collection for you of funny sms 140 characters. These are the most hilarious ones we have for you. The game of words can make you laugh no matter how stressed out you are. The more concise, the more funny it is. Sometimes it is very funny to be straight forward, short and to the point. This collection of funny sms is short but full of humor and wit. You will find this collection very interesting and humorous and it will fill the atmosphere with laughter. Read all of them and share it with your buddies and family members. They will also enjoy this collection sharing a good laugh with you.
1) Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.
2) I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
3) Having 1 child makes u a parent having 2 makes u a referee.
4) How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
5) Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
6) If u can’t convince them, confuse them.
7) Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate u 4 hurting me.
8) The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it :)
9) If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks.
10) It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.