Word play is very important when you think of a joke, a funny line or a sentence. To put a story, an event or an incident into a few lines or words can be sometimes very challenging. It becomes more difficult when the elements of humor need to be added in it. Connecting the lines with humor is tricky and fun as well. If your inbox is full of long boring messages, you need not to worry about it. We have a collection of funny sms of about 140 words. These text messages are full of humor. You will enjoy reading all of them. You can send this collection to all the people in your contact list, to enjoy a good laugh with them. No matter how far or near you are with your loved ones, you can cover the distances by sending these messages and sharing the moments of fun and laughter with them. Go ahead and enjoy this collection with everyone out there!
1) Supervizor: Why u wrote da formula on ur hand.
Student: Bcoz my professor advice me dat da formulas must be on ur finger tips.
2) Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
3) Why do couples hold hands during der wedding?
It's a formality just like 2 boxers shaking
hands before da fight begins!
4) Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
5) Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
6) What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
7) If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
8) If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
9) Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
10) Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.