You may have read jokes that were funny, humorous, bad or ridiculous. Some times even a bad joke gives us a good laugh. A joke is a narration, a story or a conversation with all the elements of humor in it. We all are aware of the importance of humor in our life. The primary function of a joke is to entertain and to create humor among people. And to achieve the desired response humor is created through word play. People have been enjoying jokes by the time of their existence. To lighten up the mood, have a laugh and to enjoy time with your friends and family, jokes can be an important part. If you are looking for some funny collection of jokes to share with your family and friends, we have a collection of funny sms jokes. You can share these sms jokes to enjoy and share a good laugh with your loved ones.
1) Q: Why Do Women Have Smaller Feet Then Men?
A: So They Can Stand Closer To The Kitchen Sink....
2) Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and your parents.
3) The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
4) Q: Why Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Ans: Because They Have Big Fingers!
5) News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching TV... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
6) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than An Eiffel Tower?
Ans: Yes because Eiffel Tower Cannot Jump :)
7) What Would Happen If Women Ruled The World?
There Would Be No Wars.
Just a Bunch of Jealous Countries Not Talking To Each Other...
8) Why did you hit your husband with chair?
"I couldn't lift the table"
9) Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
10) This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.