We live in a generation of modern technology and techniques. Computers, internet, mobile phones and machines are now have become an essential part of our life. Mobile phones have become necessity in our daily life routines. Whether you are a housewife, a student, an employee or employer, mobile phone is a must. There are a lot many entertaining options we have in our phones and the greatest one is of sharing text messages with your family, friends, colleagues and your best buddies. Are bored and looking for funny sms text messages to have a good laugh! We have it all for you. Here is a collection of the most funny sms text messages. These will make you laugh and you can send these messages to your friends and buddies to make them laugh as well. These messages are hilarious and you will enjoy reading this collection.

1) Q. Who Is The Laziest Person In The World ?
A. Who Invented The "SNOOZE" Option In Alarm... ;->

2) Boys are always intelligent than girls
We always say
"intelliGENTS"
Have u ever heard
"intelliLADIES"

3) Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

4) Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

5) There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!

6) Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

7) Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesn't Believe In Violence.. ..
Until Her Nail polish Gets Dry..

8) One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p

9) Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.

10) Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

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