Think of a life without fun, excitement and humor… for a normal person all these elements are the essential part of life. We all have a number of responsibilities, duties and things to do when we get up in the morning. But through our busy schedule just a single funny text message can give you a good laugh. When we send a funny message to a friend, a family member or people in our social circle, it shows that we want to share our moments of laughter with them. When you are frustrated by your daily routine, all you need is a funny sms from a friend. It can bring a smile on your face in no time. If you are also looking for such funny sms to send to your friends, we have it all for you. Here is a collection of the funniest sms that will give you a good laugh like never before. You can share these hilarious text messages with the people in your contact list and enjoy your time to the fullest.
1) My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
2) When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only I suffer!!!
3) Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
4) Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband.
Wife: 'I am Beautiful', which tense is this?
Funny Husband: Past Tense
5) Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
6) Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
7) Husband: I want divorce from my wife. She has not spoken with me for last one year.
Lawyer: You are very lucky. Wives like her are very rare to find.
8) Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
9) Teacher to students: If you have any doubts in what I have taught so far, please ask me.
Student: Are you the Maths teacher or English teacher?
10) Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth