In this busy life where people don’t have time for each other and this fast life is engulfing the territory of relations and there is a contact gap between mother and daughter , father and son , wife and husband, brother and sister there is an urgent need to save these relations and let their importance known to our new generations. Text messages are a best source to make one realize that he is still remembered by someone and he is important for some people. These little text messages changes moods and a person is realized that he is something for someone. A human by nature is hungry for importance and attention and these forward messages satisfy human want of importance and attention. People forward text messages to each other on special occasions as well as in daily routine and show each other that they do care and respect each other in a most civilized way.

1. Girl: Do you know, why were females created before males?

Boy: Because God needed a rough funny draft before the final copy!

2. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

3. John: Can you tell me the good way to remember wife's birthday?

Smith: It's very easy, Just forget it once!

4. Employer: Well, young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?

Candidate: I ought to be able to. I have had 10 different jobs in 3 months..

5. Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life?

Dad replied: It is still a secret!!

6. Michal: I have a quiet home life.

Stella: Great, how?

Michal: She does not speak to me and i do not speak to her..

7. Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

8. Engineer: Please drag the help folder to the right of the screen..

Funny client: Sir, your right or mine?

9. Owner to Gardner: Go and water the plants.

Gardner: Sir, it is raining..

Owner: No excuses, you can use umbrella..

10. Steve: I have had bad luck with my both wives.

Angelina: How come?

Steve: The first wife left me and second one didn't!

11. First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.

Next Day..

Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.

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