5 Funny Poems about Boys

The distinctive element of boys is that they are naughtier, more rigid, takes things more seriously than girls. Their interests and social behaviors are different. Mostly boys are more attracted towards sports, outdoor games, cars and bikes. Socialization of boys is far different than girls; they need more attention, more supervision and guidance at early stage of life. As boys spend more time outside their home, they enjoy their social life more than girls. Based on all these facts, we have a collection of funny poems about boys that you can share with your buddies and have fun.


1) I'm glad I'm a boy, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.


2) Dolly Lolly
There once was a boy called Lolly,
His best Friend of course was a dolly,
He had a bad life,
As he had a wife,
She was a fat lady who called her Lolly!


3) Boys are boys
Some are jerks,
Some are kind,
Some just stair at your behind


4) There Was a Man
There once was a man called McGong,
 He sang one day,
As he went on his way,
 He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said “come ‘ere you old hag!”.


5) Men are prepared to challenge
Preconceptions, Misconceptions and Deceptions
And Will Do What Is Right.
Men will Go the extra mile
(And not always on a motorbike),

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