Funny Australian Poems

Australian people are famous all over the world for their literature work of all types. When we read the Australian literature work, we realize that all genres are included in it like essays, stories, fiction, non-fiction, poems, quotes and much more. However, it does not mean that all this literature work is of serious nature. The funny work of Australian people is also very famous all over the globe and it includes all genres as well. We can see lots of jokes, funny quotes, funny facts and funny poems as well in Australian literature work. Here our concern is with funny Australian poems. If you are a lover of funny poems and want to read these just to make your time greater, you must read the collection of funny Australian poems. The funny Australian poems are no doubt, a real treat for all those people who want to make smile on their face just by reading such poems.

1.  A whisker has appeared upon my chin

this is very much to my chagrin

it makes my face look more like Mikes

and it's an adornment I don't much like

the tweezers will soon be exercised

so my odd whisker can meet with demise.

2. Run chicken run.

The farmers got the gun

The wife has the oven hot

And your the one.

So run and run

So you dont get served with a bun.

3. Tinkle, Tinkle little car

How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day

Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow

I don't want you any mo'.

4. One rainy day on my way home from school,

I found a big worm and thought it was cool.

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,

held it up high thinking how grand!

5. If I had a brother I'd like him to be

Happy good looking cheerful and free

If I had a sister I'd like her to say

She'd be my best sister day after day.

6. I followed the moon

Or did it follow me

I turned a corner

It was still there you see…

7. Fishy fish munch, munch, munch.

Eats his food with a big crunch!

Fishy, fishy swimming by

He just looked! Maybe saying "HI"

Fishy, fishy swimming around…

8. The sunrise from the west

give us lights

The lights overhead

the sun shine

Shine over our head

make us tan

Then burn us dead.

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