The relation of husband and wife is the only relation that is made by oneself on earth. Any other relation like sister brother or father mother is not in one’s hand but the decision to choose a life partner is always in our hand. So, one should be very careful while making these decision. In west this decision is done by the person himself but in east its duty of parents to choose best partner for their children. This relation is described in many ways. One of the funny ways is the ‘funny poems’. It is custom both in east and west to wish the newlywed couple a happy life ahead. In both cultures after wedding, a reception is given to all near and dear ones by the groom. This event is enjoyed by both sides. People wish the couples in several ways. One of the ways is wishing by funny poems.
1. An Intelligent Wife Is the One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much That
Can't Afford Another Woman…
2. A successful man is one
who makes more money than
his wife can spend…
3. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspaper so I could have
a new one every day…
4. love is life
life is wife
wife is knife
knife is dangerous
5. Must have slipped right by me I didn’t hear the part
When I took my vows, did it include this grocery cart?
Did it include the dishes and say I’d have to dust
Cook and bake and even make my own pie crust
6. Women live always a better life
Yes it is true because…
They don't have a wife…
7. Congratulations on your marriage,
Have a wonderful life!
Now teamed as man and wife
Will stay enemies all over your life…